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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Mark Twain in ADVERSITY
Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime.
Mark Twain in AGE AND AGING
There isn't a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as ''American.''
Mark Twain in AMERICA
Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
It is easier to stay out than get out.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
We have the best government that money can buy.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happinesses to the unhappy.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.
Mark Twain in American Author Quotes
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